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Now Gents and Ladies,
The Masters might be the first major of the year and my least favorite of the 4, mostly because of how CBS cups the gibblets of Augusta National. Also because it is Jim Nantz center stage - that guy just pisses me off. But it's better than listening to Johnny Miller!!
However I digress... Who do you think will win the Masters Toonament and why?
My choice: The sweet swinging Larry Mize... just playing. I think it will be another green jack for Phil "Moobs" Mickelson. The length of the course will be daunting for most of the field - due to the softness of the terrain following the rains etc.
Tiger will have too much pressure to get it done - thankfully Augusta has 16 brothels he can lose himself in.
I swear to god I want to throw up each time I hear Nantz say "Patrons". Seriously!!
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a $hit? - Happy Gilmore
Sadly, my favorite golfer is set up just up the road from the course signing autographs and selling merch. But he did get to judge a contest at Hooters. (which was probably just as fun)
This pic from his Facebook page today. Long live Big John!
Excuse me, while I hit this sky hook.
Caption from your pic D-Day should read: "Guess where my hands are!!"
Hopefully CBS will see the light and fire Nantz and hire Quint Kessinich to call the Masters next year.
Does Augusta really have 16 whorehouses?
Anybody but Tiger.
Agree 110%, love me some Quint K!!
The number dropped to 15, sadly it was raided last night... thankfully I slipped out the window just in time... and sense I was dressed up as a Hot Cop, I went unnoticed as I sashayed away into the night.
I don't wish harm to many athletes outside of Duke and Maryland... but a tweeked ankle for Tiger on hole 2 would be nice. Just enough for him to bow out publicly and embarassingly!
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Tiger Woods, Ya'll...
I was down there for the Monday and Tuesday practice rounds and made a pitstop to see Big John (and hooters). He looked awful and I felt so bad he was hawking gear in the Hooters parking lot that I couldn't bring myself to ask for a picture. On a side note, if you've never been - GO! It's worth whatever money you have to pay to get the tickets. Definitely an experience of a lifetime.
You are such a baller Birks! I only hope to live off the scraps in your wake.
I would love to go to a Masters... especially the practice rounds, I am guessing it is less crowded.
You should post some pics from your experience there!
Thankfully Lil 6 is a Phil fan!
Webb Simpson is my dark horse
Fortunately, John is doing better overall this year with his entries in the European Tour. I'm hoping a little success will straighten him out a little bit. I would have had to get the pic and maybe even a pair of those awesome Loudmouth pants.
El Tiegro with a Par on Hole #1
Par on Hole #2
Birdie on Hole #3
Par on Hole #4
Par on Hole #5
Par on Hole #6
-1 for the Round
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Anybody but tiger
I have a $5 bet with a co-worker that Kyle Stanley finishes ahead of Tiger. The good news is that if tiger withdraws I win regardless. I know I'll most likely lose ... best and worst $5 I've ever wagered.
Tiger for 71 holes, someone else for # 72
He makes it interesting but I don't want him to win
hnb, are you hokiesnatsboys?
Patrick Cantlay's hat says Virginia.... UCLA player from Cali. Confused by why he has Virginia on his hat.
He plays out of Virginia CC in Long Beach, CA....I need one of those hats!
Speaking of Lil 6....Here he is about 6 months ago. His first time on the course.
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