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You just can't make this stuff up.
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would be funnier if he was at a jail.
or a Walmart.
My Ouija Board is not to be dismissed... Mark my words, this kis will have more court dates than tackles for VT in year 1.
This post was edited by Hogan1950 17 months ago
Really surprised Frank didn't arrange for it to be held at a Stop In
Sounds like he found the right school for his future. The SWVa Perry Mason needs send this kid a Christmas card and a pre-paid legal services VISA card to get him rolling as a client. Sounds like his career as a (c)Hokie is off to a roaring start. I am sure they are over joyed.
Twitter Picture posted by Beamer from their Football offices....
"Head start?" Pfft. Like anyone ever actually gets suspended at VT.
This would be sweeter if Tech fans couldn't throw the whole Smoke ordeal back in our face as a defense -__-
Last laugh will be when Smoke steps foot on the field, and Holland Fisher doesn't (Based on arrests or not qualifying)
Frank has Jimmy Turk on speed dail
I must break you!
Perry Mason of SWVA!!!
If the only thing they got for the last 12 months is one of our recruits being drunk, we're doing alright. At least nobody on the team smashed into another car and drove off, broke into a house to steal back the weed that was stolen from them, or set off a whole can of pepper spray at a BW3.
What kind of crime could keep a hokie off the field? Rape? No, that's been done. Child molesting? No, that's been done. Drug dealing? No, that's been done. Oh, how about this, what if a hokie started showing up to team press conferences with a Ski Mask on??? And then, he showed up in pre bowl practices with the hokie emblem taped over on his helmet?? I mean wouldn't that be saying eff you to the Hokie nation? How about that one? Oh wait, they made him a coach. OK, I give up.
You missed one, we haven't had anyone steal a bike on campus either.
This might be your best work, G. +1
Buffalo Wild Wings is considered fine dining down here.
G is on FIRE this morning.
How about sucker punching somebody in a McDonald's line at 2am? Oops, been done.
Hokies literally have every offense in the book to their credit except murder of humans (dogs already in the books).
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